Over the years I've seen a lot of jokes passed around the Internet.
This is my collection of the very best. Enjoy.

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Lessons I've learned...
Never fool around with a little old lady!
A day in the life of a deaf mute
Top 12 Things Not to Say to a Cop
Cheatin' cretin
VIRUS TYPES
The Rescue
A Few Anagrams...
Teasing the Gorilla
How did ET get his long neck?
Ben Gay?
Blowing Chunks
Don't mess with mother nature
Fyrtle Myrtle
It's a girl thang!
BEWARE OF WOMEN!!!
Adam
Sorry About That!
Mirror mirror on the wall
10 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
The five stages of drunkenness
F***
The Curious Indian
Dear Mr President...
Believe it or not...
Warning for Beer Drinkers
Lipstick on the mirror
Embarrassing Moments
The 5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man
Value Today
Welcome to Arkansas...
Are you a cowboy?
Salethman
PMS in the Bible
She was so blond that...
A little male bashing
Top 10 Men Bashing Jokes
Whatcha eatin?
A rather attractive woman...
Voodoo dick
Pet Goose
The Newlyweds
How Easter eggs are made
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara...
The golfing hitman
Understanding Computer Technology
Flossy and Bessie
Favorite Son
How's your health plan?
Organizational chart
Condoms galore
Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work
Something to Ponder
Scream
Clinton died and went to heaven...
Fast Elevator
The logical redneck
The blonde in the snow storm
The Pastor and the fig leaf
Pop Quiz
The nervous priest
Bad, Bad Charlie Brown
The candy kiss
First Class?
Two Ethical Questions
The experts speak...
The Bus Ride
Riddle me this
Seeing eye dog
The Talking Frog
The wish
Garage
God at His computer
The Titanic
Santa and his reindeer
The Message
INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
Fax
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
The Parrots
A New Bicycle
Stand By Your Man
Before the Judge
The evolution of man... and woman
Ride to live, live to ride
A Case For The FBI
Cuckoo Clock
Clinton - the early years
The blind caterpillar
Women And Drinks
Some Little Known Facts
Renewed Passion
The Date
Results
The talking dog
Can you write me a prescription for some of that Viagra?
Tough Cowboys
Top 10 things that sound dirty in law but aren't:
Top 10 things that sound dirty in golf but aren't:
Top 10 things that sound dirty at the office but aren't:
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde...
Michael
Divorce
BLONDE JOKE
Assicons
Cows
The Salesman
It's male bashing time again...
The Embarrassing First Date
You Don't Owe Me Anything
Presidential Clock
How to amuse yourself in a department store...
Program for Installing Love
Old lady crying
A little boy wanted $100...
Hallmark Cards You'll Never See
College Sex Is Fine
Lawyers
FYI
Honk if you love Jesus
Slow Down
Innocent yutes...
The Male Brain
The Female Brain
Female Comebacks
LOVE QUIZ
Spelling pop quiz
A little piddle...
Deleting a file from memory...
Rectum Stretcher
What a Guy
Perspective
The Story of Life
Snake Bite
I'm with stupid
Resignation
Outhouse
Live better... work union?
The Wit of Steven Wright
Thoughts to Ponder
Science vs. Christianity
Top 10 Things That Piss Me Off
Texas Firing Squad
Friendships
You don't know Jack Schitt...
Meeting Peggy Sue's Dad
Hit any key to continue...
FOR ALL OF US IN A HURRY
Satan
To: All Employees
Chicken wire
The Nursing Home
Fortune Cookie
The Whole Truth
What is Success?
You Are Here
You can tell you've had too much of the 90s when...
Tolio
Six Presidents on a sinking boat...
Flaming Gerbils
Cup of coffee
More Viagra
Buckwheat
The Blonde By the Side of the Road
Doris
Snow White...
The Wall of Clocks
The Drunk
Having a bad day
Having a REAL bad day
Worst Job
Keep that motor running
Puppy
Vampire Bat
Home for Lunch
OMVI?
A French Man
Happy Thanksgiving!
Mildred's Broken Heart
Santa's New Contract
Silly monkey
Annual meeting of single...
As Mr. Smith was on his deathbed...
An Exact Translation
What did he say?
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
Mock German Little Red Riding Hood
Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton...
A passenger plane on a cross-country trip...
Scottish Old Timer
Mandarin Airlines
Teletubbies after hours
Costume
The After Life
Deaf Genie?
Efficiency
A few selected one liners & bumper stickers...
The Volunteer
Baked Beans
Children's Ideas On Love - Part 1
Children's Ideas On Love - Part 2
Life before the computer
A Happy Clinton Story
Loonie Bin Jokes
Politically Correct Terms & Phrases - Part 1
Politically Correct Terms & Phrases - Part 2
Deep Thoughts And Quotes - Part 1
Deep Thoughts And Quotes - Part 2
Real Insurance Reports
Disorder in the Court
Weekend Update with Norm Macdonald
The Smarter Sex
Cigarettes
Wedding Anniversary
Can You Imagine?
Only in America
Raisin Bread
Son of a bitch?
Jack
Think About It
Wrong place at the wrong time...
When it's OK to spank a child...
In deep sh**?
Don't drink and fly
I want to open a f***ing checking account...
Pierced
Bricklayer's Accident Report
Rodney Dangerfield's 21 Best One Liners
Lose weight - Only $1.00 a pound
Normism's
New Study
Deathwish
Ass too small
THE BIG TEST
Old Lady Fart
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN
BEING A MAN
The badass
On pleasing women...
Gone to hell
Cowboys
Steven Wright's Stuff - part 1
Steven Wright's Stuff - part 2
Steven Wright's Stuff - part 3
Old couple sharing
Card Shop
Dear GOD, from Kids
While on my way to Colorado...
Bomb
Men Working
25 Signs You Have Grown Up
Big Brother Alert
Hands On Help
Big problem...
The Silent Treatment
Shot woman
710
What are Politics?
The Engineer
Toothbrush
Women Speak In Estrogen...
Skinny Dipping
The Mayonnaise Jar and Two Cups of Coffee
Computer password
Engagement
Barn
Differences Between Man and Women in a Shower