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Spelling pop quiz

The teacher decided to give a pop quiz on the week's spelling words. She asked the students to spell the words and to use them in a sentence.

The 3 words were:

Hotel
Stigma
Homosexual

Little Johnny's answers were:

1. h-o-t-e-l
The President asked Monica to keep their affair secret but Linda Tripp made the ho tel.

2. s-t-i-g-m-a
The President said to Monica, "I want to stig ma cigar in your you-know-what."

3. h-o-m-o-s-e-x-u-a-l
The President asked Monica not to wear panties because he thought it made the ho mo sexual.

Little Johnny was suspended again! LOL!

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