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Wedding Anniversary

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband gave his wife a gift... a tombstone, with the inscription: Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.

Later, the furious wife bought a return present... also a tombstone on which the inscription read: Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.

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