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Buckwheat

Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asks Darla, "How do you

spell dumb?"

Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb" The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a

sentence."

She says, "Buckwheat is dumb".

Now spell "stupid".

Darla says "s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid".

The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."

Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."

Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says "Buckwheat, spell dictate."

Buckwheat stands an says, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."

The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."

Buckwheat says, "I may be dumb, I may be stupid, but Darla say my dictate good."

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