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The following are actual instructions found on the named items:
ON HAIRDRYER;
- Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
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ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP,
- Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX:
- Fits one head.
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
- Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
- Remove clothes before ironing
ON CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE
- Do not drive car or operate machinery
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
- Warning: may cause drowsiness
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
- Warning: keep out of children
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
- For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
- Not to be used for the other use
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
- Warning: contains nuts
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
- Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
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