Presidential Clock
Ashley walked into the White House for the first day of her internship and was greeted by the President. After a tour, he asked, "Would you like to see the Presidential Clock?" Ashley got suspicious and said, "I've heard certain things about you, Mr. President, and don't think that would be a smart idea." "Nonsense," said the President. "It's just a clock." Ashley reluctantly agreed.
The President led her to an empty Oval Office, closed the door, dropped his pants and pulled it out. In a reproving tone, Ashley said, "That's not the Presidential Clock, it's the Presidential Cock." The President responded, "Ashley, honey, put a face and two hands on it, and it's a clock."