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A husband and wife were out for a drive through the countryside. They reached a familiar spot and the wife said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago!" The husband stopped the car.
His wife backed against the fence, and he immediately jumped her like a bass on a Junebug. They made love like never before. She was SCREAMING and SHAKING uncontrollably; and when it was over, much to her husband's surprise, she FAINTED!
After he revived her and got her back into the car, the husband, quite astounded said: "Darlin', you sure never moved like that forty years ago--or ANYTIME SINCE that I can remember."
The woman, gasping for breath, finally able to speak, said: "FORTY YEARS AGO THAT DAMN FENCE WASN'T ELECTRIC!"
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