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Top 10 Men Bashing Jokes

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.

Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Even at that stage they won't stop to ask directions.

What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being

How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A Widow

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They are all married.

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