Salethman

A hare-lipped man walks into a Department Store carrying a help wanted sign. He states: "I'nd like to apply for the job, plead!"

To which the store owner replies: "Do you have any experience selling Tooth Brushes?"

"Nope!" says the hare-lip.

"Well OK," says the owner, "I'm in a hurry so I'll give you a shot. I'll be back at closing." And he leaves.

At closing the store owner comes back and asks the hare-lipped fellow "How many tooth brushes did you sell?"

The hare-lip replies.."I thold one tooth bruth"

"Just ONE?" exclaims the owner, "That will never do. Let's see how well you do tomorrow, I'll be back at closing"

The next day at closing time the owner shows up at the store and asks the hare-lip how many tooth brushes he sold that day. The hare-lip replies "I thold one Tooth Bruth."

The owner is very upset at this news and says, "One tooth brush will never do, I'm afraid I'll have to let you go."

To which the hare-lip replies "Oh No, plead don't let me go. Give me one more chanth, I gno I can do beddur."

So the owner gives him one more day and leaves. The next day the owner returns to his store only to find thousands of empty tooth brush crates laying all over. He turns to the man and says, "My Lord! How many Tooth Brushes did you sell today?"

The hare-lip replies, "I sold three thouthand three hundred and thirty three Tooth Bruthes!"

"My, how on earth did you do that?" replies the store owner.

"Well you thee," replies the hare-lip, "I went out into the mall and thet up thith table, and on one thide I put thom chipth, and on the other thide I put thome dipth. Then I put a big thine behind the table that read: 'Free Chipth & Dipth' Then the people they came and first they picked up a chipth then they dipth it in the dipth and then they ate it."

"Is that all?" replied the owner.